hellselitesdragonmaw

Name: i can't say

Character Name: soulsipper

Class: the caster class that summons demons, can't quite remember atm what its called

Specc: im 10/9/03 atm, still trying to figure out where best to put the other 41 pts, anyone have any suggestions?

Armory Link: Whats an armory?

How you think you can contribute to Hells Elite: Well first, everyone knows warlocks are the shiznit, I can summon ppl and summon them over a cliff, I am basically a walking summoning stone but way cuter. I got so many abilities that even I don't know how to use half of them yet! I will promise to do my best to be online (sometimes im not, i live in canada, my igloo doesn't always get good reception) and im especially good at remembering to bring soul shards, i always have alot, like 2 to 3!!! I can also drop repair bots as long as you are willing to pay me for the mats plus a stipend for my time in making them.

Experience: I have alot of experience raiding high level content, ive done ud/live strat, scholo, BFD, Dire Maul, molten catacombs, brick wing labor (bwl can't ever remember what it stands for), stockades (Im an expert at this one, I never get lost anymore in there!!). I recently completed this insanely difficult encounter than 99% of yall haven't seen yet called Violet Hold, so I can teach you how to do that and be epic. Speaking of, I am well geared, got my first lvl 80 epic out of that place (unfortunately its a crossbow and i can't equip but i wanted it to prove to everyone that I have done it besides that hunter was bad). So I think I am a very desirable person to have around!

Vent/Mic: yes? No? Both? I have a Mic, the good news is NO, i don't need to vent when chatting, I am pretty level headed (well my head is more round ) and so I don't get angry very often.

Previous Guilds: I was the guild leader of The Chipped Toenail, a lvl 9 twink guild. I also was a member of the famous raiding guild Nagas Stole My Fishing Rod!

Reason for Leaving Previous guilds: Well, The Chipped Toenail was my baby and I hated having to let it go, but to be honest, we sort of got bored of finding things to do that didn't give experience. I am proud to say that it was the finest lvl 9 and under only guild in the history of wow, noone else even tries to deny it! Once I leveled a bit more, I joined Nagas Stole My Fishing Rod! but eventually, after 2 years, had to leave them when they accused me of only raiding for loot just because I like to collect epic plate pants (I can get alot of money at the vendor for them...its not like pallies have to collect soul shards..I should be entitled to them) and always roll need on em. I do have this crazy condition with my keyboard where sometime it will, all by itself, ninja loot items off a boss and they got mad because of that too............The simple fact is they weren't good enough for me, so I left to go to a guild thats seen more content so i can get more loot, alot more loot!

Any Extra stuff you want to tell us?: Umm hmm, I am a cancer, i like to go for long walks on the beach, have a fetish for one-eyed dogs, seen any lately?

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